Sign post outside our collage-
"Drive Carefully! Dont kill the Students, Wait for the
Lecturers!".
A small kid wrote to Santa
Clause, "send me a brother". santa wrote back, "send me ur
mother".
Scientists all over the world r
wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly
tell them ur age...
What happened 2 ur network? I
tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the
monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try
later."
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a
bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you
sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
God thought that since he
couldn't b everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he
couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.
Why couldn't the apple send an
e-mail to the orange? Because the lime was engaged.
A good friend is like a computer
I 'enter' ur life, 'save' u in my heart, 'format' ur problems,
'shift' u 2 opportunities & never 'delete' u from my
memory!
sorry 4 disturb u. can u fax me
ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r
playing a cards and I lost the joker
Q:) What does a buffalo produce
during an EarthQuake? A:) MilkShake
After a quarrel, a husband said
to his wife, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." She
replied, "Yes, dear I know, but I was in love and didn't
notice."
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me
frankly, do you say prayers before eating? Sam: No sir, I don't have
to, my Mom is a good cook.
When in life, you wake up
n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to
take you to an eye specialist!
When in life, you wake up
n you don't see anyone, then come to me. I will be there to
take you to an eye specialist!
r mosquitoes religious?
Yes They first sing over u & then prey
on you
What is a difference
between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too
dear and a monkey is U dear.
