Friedship is just like wine.. as
it gets older it gets sweter.. just like you and me.. you are
gettind older and i am getting sweeter.
I want u... To be with me In a nice Restaurent To have candle
light dinner.... & to say say those sweet three words to
U.... "Pay The Bill"
What is a difference
between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too
dear and a monkey is U dear.
Friedship is just like wine..as
it gets older it gets sweter..just like you and me..you are gettind
older and i am getting sweeter.
Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has
2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it
& d right has nothing left in it.
We've known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u
think we can be more than Frnds? Will u be my Partner 2 rob a
Bank?
I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur
face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet
Song: Who Let The Dogs Out!
Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to
Death ? Save The World......... So Plz start brushing
regularly
When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u
hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing
why I send it to u!!
My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now
it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight
Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye.
Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't
fly!
Last night was my fault, my wife asked, "what's
on the TV?" and ..... I said, "dust!"
The smile is like a simcard & life is like
cellphone, Whenever u insert the simcard of a smile, a beautiful day
is activated Keep Smiling.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE
MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better
or being murdered
so sweet is ur SMILE..... so sweet is ur
STYLE..... so sweet is ur VOICE..... so sweet is ur EYE....... see
how sweetly I LIE!!
Some Love Golden-Ship, Some Love Silver-Ship, But
I Love One Ship, That Is Your Friend-Ship